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Gabbie Carter may seen like some goddess who has descended from the heavens for your viewing pleasure, but you have it all wrong. She is exactly like each and every one of us. So what if she is damn near perfection from any viewing angle? So what if she is insatiably hypersexual? So what if she possesses the power of telekinesis and can pass through most solid matter? Gabbie just wants to fit in. Shut your face on Twitter and let her be.
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Part two of Angel Youngs' most recent update. Sometimes I am punctual. Mostly I am not. If Angel was a moment, she'd be that time you were drinking with your buddies in high school and you didn't give yourself a chance to overthink it, you said fuck-it and attempted a backflip for the first time. Go, Angel!
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Starting the new year off with a highly requested young lady, Olya. She might not show everything, but maybe I have grown tired of seeing everything. How many nipples and buttholes and drippy hoo-ha's do I need to view to satiate my desire? One of my favorite artists titled a recent book of his, Barely Human. I guess I am not alone in feeling that way sometimes. Perhaps tentacles probing orifices should not be so commonplace in our timelines. Olya Derkach qualifies as a very exciting human to look at, despite never fully exposing herself. And even better, we remain wanting more.
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Sylvia Belotti is the type of woman that I hope young men I see in the gym locker room have as a girlfriend or fuckbuddy. These dorks flex in the mirror, search for the perfect angles, snapping multiple images with their iPhones, all without a hint of shame. I really hope someone like Sylvia is on the receiving end of these pics. Otherwise, it looks super gay. And that's a big turnoff for me.
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Gaby Mueller is back in her final Zishy update, unless she decides to return with her now more-muscular physique. She recently squatted three reps at 227lbs, which is impressive even for most males. There might not be much profound value in body-building, but one thing I can admire is a person pursuing their happiness. Gaby does this unapologetically and appears to be successful at it. See you soon!
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Chase Jenaro shows us her definition of bodysuit teasing. She even gave us some xtra content, so that is also on its way. I recently found myself feeling unusually depressed and angry and scared. Then I realized it was probably because I had been doom-scrolling on my phone every couple hours. Remember to give yourself extended breaks from these nightmare devices. They can cause grown adults to have mental breaks over blue checkmarks. Wild. We must not forget life's simple pleasures, such as drinking and driving, gawking at girls while at the gym, burning garbage, etc. Stay sane, folks.
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They say that driving in a car is more dangerous than flying in an airplane. This is supposed to comfort those who are afraid of flying, but it merely increases the terror that I feel while I am on the road, which is much more often the case. I certainly do not want to be t-boned by some careless driver, especially while I am receiving sexual favors from a frisky passenger. These are special life moments that one must treasure removed from anxiety. Respect the 100-mph blowjob. That insignificant text message or email can wait. Women like Mara Blake cannot.
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"Two beautiful women getting naked and being playful. Life doesn't have to be so complicated. The other day I was discussing a particular social issue with someone and she asked me where I formed the basis of my opinion. I realized that mostly my view on this issue came from online interactions. She pointed out that real life isn't on the internet. And of course, I know this already, but sometimes I need to be reminded. Everything online can be faked. We are looking at pixels. We are existing through avatars. For instance, Zoe and Emma absolutely hated each other. Emma stormed out of the shoot. Nah, that's bullshit too. In reality, I have no idea. They seem like they both had a good time."
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"Part two as promised. She really is something special. I am confident we will be seeing more of this Angel."
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"Here is part two of Hazel's finale. She makes Mexico proud. It is difficult to find such a natural wonder that also has little to no sexual inhibitions. When you encounter a special woman like Hazel, you gotta be damn sure you treat them well. But equally important, make sure you send them my way. Thanks."
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I photographed Emelia Pearl around the holidays. Her father's tropical fish tank cast an interesting hue of light on her body. She sat naked in his favorite leather recliner. We filmed in her parents' bedroom. We had the run of the house while everyone else was at work. Freedom means no rules, that is why none of us is ever really free.
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"I took a lot of photos of Penelope Kay in the mountains near Flagstaff and I think they're pretty, as she is too, so I'm gonna share them here on the site. I hope you're okay with that. Part two will drop tomorrow. Probably along with an xtra. I appreciate your attention and support. I wish all of my customers health and wealth this holiday season. Everyone else can suck a pine cone."
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This past October, I posted a gallery of Rikki Till and Stella Garmen. I found some photos that I forgot to add to that set, so I decided to include them into this shameless gallery which we took earlier that day. See, the idea was to make this an all-Rikki update. But the way things unfolded, it would have been buffoonery not to include Stella in this epic adventure. I know what you're thinking. How could God allow this and how does Zach get away with it? The truth is that I do not. I will burn in Hell for all eternity because of my deviant ways. And as for these immoral women who were coerced by my demonic charm, they too will be judged and punished in due course. But remember, God loves each and every one of us. Unconditionally. We did support the parish's fish fry afterwards.
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"Wait, Zach. You are saying people pay you to take photos of women brushing their teeth? Yeah, but it can't just be any woman. It has to be an exceptionally charming and attractive woman like Myra Glasford. It also doesn't hurt if she is willing to do it while she's naked. My life is a comedy, but it's one that you gotta be over 18 to pay for admission. Or you could just watch it for free online without any restrictions on those shady pirate sites. As always, thank you to those who pay."
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Hair is so nasty. It gets stinky, dirty, itchy, sweaty. Yuck! Shave it all off. Wax it. Have it removed by laser. In fact, skin is also pretty gross. Don't just stop at the follicles, peel that lemon. The new standard in style is bone and some functional muscle. This is what now defines a civilized human being in today's world. Don't get stuck in the past like Desiree Jacobsen. She might look happy and comfortable, but we all really know what's going on. Barbarism.
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"Even though men are better at everything, I still prefer watching a woman stretch and dance in a leotard. I'm just open-minded like that. Love you, guys. Have a great weekend."
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Carmen Rae returns for part two. This young woman might be petite but is fierce through and through. No matter how bad the odds are stacked against you, no matter what cards your are dealt, there should always remain one voice cheering you on. Your own.
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I miss old Las Vegas and its sanctuary for my 'bad' behavior. Unfortunately, the city is losing its edge and evolving into corporate dystopia, complete with overpriced parking. Vegas is getting Nerfed to pander to generation wuss. Pretty soon the Strip will have designated safe spaces where tourists can avoid all micro-aggresions and any possibility of being triggered by uncouth activity. There are several stories of couples being arrested for having sex in the pods of the High Roller, Vegas' giant ferris wheel attraction. Keep Sin City sinful, or let's just all stay home and throw our dollars down local gutters.
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Neda Marie had no problem gambling and taking risque photos with me in Las Vegas. This beautiful young woman has been against the odds since her childhood, but she keeps smiling. We can look at each other and focus on our differences or we can acknowledge the immense common ground we share. Most people on Spaceship Earth just want safety, love, and a little fun before their time is up. There are so many more interesting things to do than hate.
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Kayla Linchek is into classic muscle cars, smoking weed, eating choice meats, paying regular visits to the beach, and teasing fine gentlemen like ourselves. What more can you ask for? I'm not worried. I am sure you'll think of something. We rose early to dodge the crowds at Dockweiler in Los Angeles. Yes, that is Kayla's actual car in part one, or it was until it broke down completely.
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It is that time of year. Break out the eggnog and chainsaw. We are going deep this holiday season. Trista Jakes got cozy around the most over-decorated Christmas tree I've ever seen. It was a frigid day in Dallas, but nothing her grandma's furnace couldn't handle. The best is blessed.
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We visit the restaurant at Luxe, a fancy hotel on Sunset Boulevard, with Asia Amour. This woman is not shy. She puts down the calamari appetizer, the fish dinner, the premium tea, etc. Of course, we must opt out of adult beverages until she turns 21. Don't worry, no fun was missed. Anyways, I take care of the bill, but do I complain? You would have to be a moron. Women like Asia are worth going all out. Sometimes, you simply cannot play it safe. More from this evening awaits you.
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Here's what happened after my dinner with Asia Amour. She performed bedroom gymnastics with her alien sex body. Sometimes, a girl is so incredible a female specimen that I have to take a sec and appreciate my current position amongst the cosmos. Sometimes, I also have to take a sec and open up a news web site just to realize why I should not open up a news web site. All the ugliness of unhappy people is trying to consume the reality for the rest of us. Don't be a sucker. Disconnect from the Hatrix.
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"Hello, I'm quite disappointed. I know you created Zishy with the focus being on tease. The problem is what I see is the same I can see free in the internet.So, it is the first and the last time I will pay to Zishy. Kind regards, FC" Is there still something you can't see for free on the internet? That's news to me. Luna Fey is a free spirit who was looking for side gigs while she was in Texas working the Renaissance festival. She's cool. More to come.
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Chaney Gunn is another stellar participant from our quarantine contest held earlier this year. We have come a long way, baby. And yet not much has changed. Still crazy, just more patient. Chaney used to be a competitive diver which explains her strong physique. She is at the level of badass that can't be faked.
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Back with a sudsy encore and a 5-minute bonus video. I have heard it said that the simple viewing of naked voluptuous women can add years to the human male's life expectancy. In that case, we must thank Samadhi Amour and her friend, Alina, for contributing this update to Zishy. I look forward to growing old with all of you. Have a great day.
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Nadia Serbinenko wanted to show me just how different her two sets of black underwear were. Ahh, I understand now. One is for those dates when you are wearing long fingernails and don't want to accidentally scratch your sensitive skin when you pull down the waistband to use the restroom. Very crafty, Nadia. Zishy is proud to announce two new sponsors, Pfizer and JPMorgan Chase. These guys get a bad wrap, but that is all misinformation. Corporations are just groups of people. And people ultimately want to help each other. What we need most right now is stronger faith in our large institutions. Everything is under control. Everyone is playing by the same rules. Greed is fake. Goodnight.
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I had a dream that I became so woke and enlightened that a woman with a body like Stella Barry's would have no effect on me. Her well-endowed chest would seem as commonplace as an old desk lamp or an empty picture frame. My libido would no longer be sparked easily by such surface attributes. I would see past those things and only value personality and intelligence. Yeah, well that was a dream. And I am not sorry. So, deal with it.
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Another stunning set of photos of Stella Barry from Portland, shot again by Anthony. Sometimes I worry that these Zishy women are ruining my standards in real life. I look around the city and realize how rare a photogenic woman can be. Don't get me wrong. They exist in every locale, but the percentage is low and possibly on the decline. For those with a discerning eye, it does help if one lives near a university. I now realize why some men spend large portions of their lives striving to become college professors. Only kidding. I am sure that has nothing to do with it. Certain folks are just born to teach. Respect.
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It is already hard enough to find two beautiful women who will pose naked for you. Finding two of them that get along together, that is an even bigger ask. I don't want to jinx myself, but I have a history of good fortune. This update can serve as evidence. Despite failing to become the Tri-State orange eating champion, I have managed to create entertainment that many people love more than paraplegic stepdaughter porn. That's pretty cool. I'm gonna jump off the computer now, but tomorrow I plan to add some video since I've been slacking on that. See ya!
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I have been doing this a long time. I know how to push all your buttons. I can predict all your immediate reactions. I know what you are saying in your head. No way. Not possible. Gotta be fake. But nope. You are absolutely wrong, my dude. I made sure to check thoroughly in person. They are not contact lenses. And Vyeta Mustafina's entire face is completely natural. As for the rest of her body, I remain a skeptic. But who knows? She says it's legit. Who cares? In five years, you will be happily married to some A.I. octopus elf in the metaverse.
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This is more of a video-heavy update. Runtime is over 430 minutes for the bonus video. My sessions with Nadia Serbinenko taught me that if I ever come across a reason to smile, laugh or dance, I must not take it for granted. So when you see a young boy writhing in pain, clutching his stomach, yelling, Get it out! Get it out of me!, because he took your ghost pepper challenge, you owe it to yourself to yuck it up. Life is too short, my dudes.
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Part two cuz I love you. Just kidding. I don't even know you. But I do appreciate you supporting my work.
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Thank you for sending the well wishes while I was under the weather. Here is a contributor update from Vicky in Colombia. These are actually the first set of photos she sent me of Luisa Medrano. The update is softer in nature than a lot of Zishy, but it still illustrates why I contracted much further exploration into Luisa's beauty. Hope you guys are having a decent week. Talk soon.
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Marcela Gaona took me to the Motherland Monument in Ukraine. It truly is a beautiful country. I can see why so many are willing to fight over it. Even though it is not your typical tourist hotspot, Ukraine is rich in culture, great food, and natural resources. Most of its citizens seem kind and friendly, just like Marcela. Hopefully after this conflict passes, there will remain a pleasant destination for asshole foreigners to visit. War sucks.
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I had to travel to San Diego to see this if this incredible, tall, hairy, freaky woman actually existed. Good news, she does! Dubsie could tell that the pandemic had taken its toll on my soul. She drove me to a nearby beach for some much needed relaxation. For a minute there, it felt like California was California again. But then someone asked for my preferred pronouns. Total buzzkill.
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Here are a few bonus pics and a video to go along with Marcela's previous update. Stay chill.
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Part two of Maddie Crump's finale has arrived. This SoCal beauty sleeps with a kitchen knife next to her, so no funny ideas, fellas. Maddie's botched spray tan, fried hair, and mouthful of orthodontics might also dissuade some, but I doubt most. I will add an extra of her soon. Sleep tight.
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"More fun with Queti. I will post a bonus video to this page by tomorrow. You guys have a great weekend. Thanks for being here."
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"Our Moon is finally setting. I feel that she is at such a high caliber that a two-part finale is appropriate. We woke early on a rainy morning to capture these for you. I learned that day that there are many faces to the Moon. Most of them are quite thrilling. Xtra also to come."
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Contestant 14 is a lively one from Alabama. She tested positive for being a real temptress. See the warm smile behind her mask once you subscribe to Zishy.
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Sorry Mr. Frusciante for stealing your music, but it is beautiful just like Skye Blue. She is exquisite and I am sure her sex videos are going to make many happy. Unfortunately, women like Skye aren't made for mass production. Stay grateful.
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"Hi, all. I am keeping this one simple. A gallery of the superb Soledad Lomas flashing me while visiting Nordstrom Rack, including video. I do not blame you if you think they're fake. See, Soledad and I live pretty close to each other. One day I was at the mall and from afar I saw this thin brunette with an eye-popping rack. I thought to myself, ""There's no way those are real."" I walked closer and lo and behold, it was my old friend, the all-natural Soledad. Never be too certain of your assumptions. More SL to come."
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It may not be warm where you are, but Rune Kimele and Bernie Svikis should help you pull through this historic winter. The two adorable friends took me to a popular beach in the middle of the European summer. We had such an experience that I must do it justice by breaking it up into multiple parts. Stay toasty and stay tuned.
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"This was a quick set of photos that I took of Melba Chastain in Texas. Turns out that we live in the same area. This time, she was sporting more of a tan than the last time I saw her. Melba seems so refined and female. Her smooth bronzed skin, paired with long lustrous hair--she probably puts a lot of effort into her appearance. I will have to try that for myself one day. Part 2 soon is what I'm thinking."
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Wanda Ablee is almost unbelievable. Goddamn, I say this about so many women that I photograph. They really are though. These girls don't even need Snapchat filters. Now that is rare these days. I must give my talent scout a raise. Let me know if the new image-viewing interface is up to snuff. Any feedback or suggestions will be promptly ignored. Peace, bitches.
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Alejandra Cobos is just like White Sands, New Mexico. People will come from all over just to admire her beauty momentarily. Enjoy the view, have your fun, but pack up your stuff and leave before your welcome has passed. Girls like Alejandra are essentially putting food on the plates of cosmetologists everywhere. Her lips, which are unfathomably perfect, make vain owners of lesser lips quite jealous. They never look real, ladies. Please stop trying. We must all humbly accept the exceptional qualities of blessed individuals like Ms. Cobos. This is our burden. March on.
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Personally, I take the quickest showers possible. I rarely even use hot water. I try to make up for all the excessive resources I spend while photographing women like Ella Knox. She was rapt by the sensation of warmth flowing down her body. I care about the environment because without it, I won't be able to create more Zishy. And that scenario just doesn't work for me.
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When the bleak winter weather loses its novelty, I like to escape to the warm underbelly of America. Florida is far from perfect, but it can be just what I need to keep from slitting my wrists. Lacole Sawyer is a gorgeous college student who was looking to earn cash for her spring semester. Being an artist herself, Lacole holds liberal views when it comes to nudity and sexual expression. I can't wait to see her bright smile again upon my return to Tampa.
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Tracy Maura enjoyed splashing around after a hot afternoon in Phoenix. This girl had a great time shooting until she accidentally sent the GPS location to her jealous boyfriend. Way worse than a butt dial. Luckily, Mr. Insecure was out of town.
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It is a warm afternoon in Ojai, California. Nolwenn Glass smokes a blunt and takes a dive into the backyard pool. The fences are high so that makes clothing optional. In fact, it is a tragedy of mankind that anyone is ever expected to wear attire for the water. But this is the world we live in. So play by its rules or it will lock you in a cage. I am not 100% certain, but I believe this is the last you will ever see of the Zishy suit. It has been lost. The King is dead. Long live the King.
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Jasmine Simco is no pushover. A famous rapper, I won't name drop, hit her up on Instagram asking her to kick it with him. She sent no reply, just blocked his messages. That is the type of character some of these girls have. Even though they might be here to share their beauty and a bit of their sexuality with the world, it does not mean they are all driven by money or fame. There are some women who look at my work and consider it art, and there are some that think it is demeaning trash. I tell them all the same thing. This is not for everyone. This is for me. Do your thing. If our interests match, let's tango.
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So what if I took sexy photos of your girl? So what if others will appreciate her beauty? How does that take anything away from your enjoyment of this person? Pay it forward, buddy. You get a smile. He gets a smile. We all get smiles! Lydia Graniva said that her boyfriend would kill me if he found out about our photos. So if I end up on your milk carton, you know what happened. Actually, the perpetrator could be anyone from the growing list of upset snowflakes I have offended. I am risking my hide out here for you fux.
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Here's another great girl from our Italian friend, Mitia. He gives us a brief tour of Milan with his muse, Vincenza Boscone. There is a lot of variety in this one and Vincenza seems to possess quite the personality, but Mitia explains that public mischief is very risky in his particular police state. I don't blame him. I can't expect everyone to be as impetuous as me. At least Mitia eventually got Vincenza nekked in the hotel pool. Death or Zishy, I say.
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Kris Ekmard is not your average young woman. She does not live her life by someone else's recommendation. I have learned that it is more mature to appreciate than it is to criticize. With Kris, there is much to appreciate. I hope they send more of her kind from Outer Space.
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Nora Sibiel said it had been a while since she flexed her flirting muscle. She was in a going-nowhere relationship for years. Her bf would get drunk every night and live from paycheck to paycheck. He was also jealous and constantly suspicious, looking through Nora's phone whenever she left it around. Nora finally called it quits after the fool crashed his car into a street sign. Stay on top of your game. Appreciate what is right in front of you. It could all be gone tomorrow.
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This one is for the kids. The kids who have been fucked over by their parents' incompetence and greed. Gabbie Carter is one of those. She relayed stories to me that would be a bit much even for a Bret Easton Ellis novel. The new generation is opening its eyes to our antiquated bullshit. Do you really think they are going to keep with the status quo as society melts? Do you really think dreams of motor boats and fine wine will be enough to ignore the stench of death? Anyways, thanks to the Carters for letting me photograph at their lakeside estate. Pretty dope.
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Sylvia Belotti is the Italian prime minister's niece. Her family tries to keep their wild child under wraps, but that has proven to be an impossible task. Hey guys, let the woman pursue her swimsuit modeling dreams. What is this, the Middle Ages? I hope I'm allowed to re-enter Italy one day.
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Earlier this year, I visited Minneapolis. I wanted to see how life carried on after the race wars of 2020. It was actually quite pleasant. It also helped that I was photographing the beautiful, buxom Daisy Wensday. Yes, that spelling is correct. We first visited a hip antique store called Hunt Gather. Daisy wore her mask 60 of the time, so I guess that means we mostly followed the 100 bullshit rule. Those are just my thoughts. Not hers. Daisy is a very nice person. More to come.
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Yma Pallete is another beautiful woman from Colombia that I did not get to photograph myself. This contributor needed a couple of tries to get what I wanted, but in the end, persistence pays off. I was listening to a podcast today and they mentioned how pornography should be linked to male anger and even mass shootings. And since I guess you could still categorize Zishy as porn, I feel a need to denounce such violence. I forbid you from ever looking at a beautiful woman in a lustful manner again. I want you to never touch yourself again. Done. Problem solved. No more angry men.
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Moon and I also had some fun with a UV light. Here's part two from that memorable evening. There will be more of Moon in the future. Don't fret.
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I use my cameras to capture moments in time, because moments go in one direction, away. They are entirely irreplicable. The moment captured here with Diana Sedova and Victoria Minina was pure magic and is a big fuck-you to the lazy, fearful, loser parts of my personality. It is an important reminder that sometimes everything works out perfectly when you trust in the universe and grind. If I let my demons go unchecked, moments like this would never be possible. Break on through to the other side. And don't worry, this isn't the last that you will see of these incredible women.
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Waking up can be a pain in the butt. It does help if you have a helping hand. Kat Keen has some of the comfiest pajamas that I have ever seen. They are super convenient to slip on or off or pull to side, strangle someone withjk. What more could you ask from sleepwear? Hope you got a good start to your day as well. Keep those batteries charged.
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Hannah Tarley is a sweet girl with a soft, gentle look. There is at least one guy who has hit me up on multiple occasions requesting more Hannah. I hope these images will abate his desire for a minute. Or maybe they will anger and confuse him. Maybe he doesn't like his women playing with sharp objects. Maybe his ex once held him at knife-point swearing she would slice his dick off if she ever caught him eyefucking the neighbor's ass again. She has quite a file on him. She could get him in a lot of trouble. He better fall in fucking line or prepare himself for a world of hurt. Hey, anything is possible. Goodnight.
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Part 2 and the finale of Yeraz Gebeshian. I will add a bonus video to this page shortly. Yeraz has an eccentric personality. She is one of those weirdos who make art. I mean, c'mon. Like the world needs more nonsense to collect. I think that was whole idea behind NFTs--remove the physical storage aspect of art ownership. Less clutter. Less baggage. Only problem was that every asshole who knew how to upload a gif became an 'artist' and subsequently began hyping their project. Hell, even I joined in. Oh wait, I guess that makes me an artistweirdoasshole too! Time to update my business cards.
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As promised, part two. What a job I have. Thank you. Hope this stuff makes some of you happy as well. I never inhaled.
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The world around me might be in ruins, but there are some things that will never cease in bringing me joy. One of those things is taking a spectacular woman like Oxana Chic out for an adventurous stroll in an eyepopping outfit. She is a pure delight in so many ways. Another joy of mine is watching actors pretend that they are flying jets and reading lines that someone else wrote for them. I do need a strong edible though for the latter. Have a nice weekend. A bonus video will be posted to this update soon.
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Oh, hey. I had some more of Rose Fessenden. Sorry for holding out. If you have been here long enough, you realize that I do whatever the hell I want with my site. I don't even censor the haters in the comments section. Cuz that would be bitch. Perhaps one day I will feature a disabled trans woman just so that Zishy is more inclusive. Calm down, only kidding! I am pretty sure I will keep the 'Zish' weenie-free until its demise. As for the handicapped part, I dunno. Who says missing limbs aren't a thing? We will just have to see what the long term effects are of acid the internet a godless society. Take care of yourself, sweetcakes.
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Part 2 and the finale of Giulia has arrived. Yes, it is both the best of times and the worst of times. I would definitely work with her again, but she probably still doesn't get my photography. As you can tell, Giulia is playful and fun and very candid with her oddball personality. This is exactly what I strive for, even if it is not always achieved. I have seen so much smut in my day. I am perfectly burned out by anything typical. When I am taking pictures, I strive to create something that still has a heartbeat. This tends to piss people my models off. You're not supposed to be able to see anyone's soul or humanity in smut. It is supposed to be cookie-cutter and very one-noted. I just love failing. I will post a video to this page by tomorrow. Thanks for supporting the best and worst smut in the game.
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Walking around the city barefoot can be dangerous, but so can flashing on the rooftop of a parking structure in the midst of filled office buildings. When Zeta BB had no qualms with either, I knew that the right kind of woman was in front of me. Sometimes we worry about getting caught, but then we remember the real worries of life ... the war, the terrorism, the human trafficking, the melting planet, the ever-approaching end to our discontented existence. Meh. A little nudity ain't gonna hurt no one. I will be adding a bonus video to this update soon.
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"Don't worry. I already scolded our contributor, Max, for his inclusion of McDonald's in this perfectly delightful smut featuring Lana Lane. I explained that the Zishy demographic is made up of Giga Chads who don't consume junk food and care deeply for their well-beings. Sure, we all might grab some fries in a moment of weakness, like if we are on a layover at the Denver airport and the edible is kicking in hard. But that is really rare. Our body is a temple, for the most part."
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"I could badmouth this cosmic babe plenty, but why would I want to waste my time focusing on the negative? There is so much to appreciate and be amazed by with Gia Ohmy. She gave me an exciting fashion show upon her arrival. Take a seat and enjoy her seat."
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Contestant 13 is anxiously awaiting the quarantine to end in Portland. In a way, this contest is torture for me. I get to see all the pretty girls that I can not photograph just because some asshole wanted a bowl of bat chowder. Spend some of that stimulus check on a Zishy subscription. Her face is hella cute.
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"Hello, Monday! Here is the first part of our finale with Tasia Loomer. I can always count on Alina, our contributor, to bring images with raw energy and personality. She forgot to bring bubble bath to Tasia's apartment, but luckily nature has supplied Tasia with plenty of her own. Part 2 tomorrow with video."
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Hats off to Adam in Prague for braving the chills again, but this time with Daphne Angel. You can not shoot low energy girls at this temperature. Daphne brings the heat and makes me crave some more snow shoots before this whole planet is under Jacuzzi water.
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"Julia Campos was having some sort of episode when she took us out for a milkshake. It wasn't until we got back to the car that we discovered what it was all about. With certain women, you can immediately sense that they are trouble, but also a lot of fun. I get that feeling with Julia. She seems worth the trouble. A bonus video is coming to this update over the weekend. Dueces."
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Tomas has been a Zishy subscriber for years. He was inspired to invest into some professional camera gear and start taking photos. He hit me up with pics of a redhead beauty named Petrine Krahlove. Do you think she's good enough for Zishy? Yeah, man. Petrine is into skiing and heavy metal music. I would love to see her headbang with that tremendous hair. Good find and good shooting, T-bone. I hope you stick with it.
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"Here is part two of my adventure with Meadow Brink in Wisconsin. The truth is that Meadow was more affected by the cold than myself. Not sure how that is possible since she is native, but I guess it happens. While I was there, I noticed that snow, ice, and cold had lost their luster to the community. There's a point where it stops being fun and simply becomes a dreaded burden. Although I have spent more time with Meadow than most other models, this special woman has yet to lose her shine."
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Somehow downloading pixelated boobies at 14.4kbs in a Texas border town has led me to photographing an incredible woman in Oslo, Norway. Jessica Albanka was, at first, very hesitant to shoot in the city she calls home, but it took only minutes for her playful personality to overpower any fear. Jessica may end up being the only reason I ever visit this country.
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"Working on a bonus video edit and an xtra for you all. Thanks for the patience."
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Sometimes you meet people that are not people, but are vibrations of cosmic energy. I could say that I was surprised by Jia Lissa, but that would be a lie. Even by her Instagram, I could sense the energy that emanates from this woman. Jia was not stepping into my world, I was a tourist in hers. She is Russian, but you would be hard-pressed to find anyone of any nationality that is as beautiful, passionate, and complex as Jia.
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Aria Sky wolfed down the cupcake faster than I had planned. I wanted to get a few more messy shots, maybe a video, but that chocolate goodness was screaming her name. And anyways, this leaves more sploshing ground for Zishy to cover. Since these were taken, Aria has been on hiatus from modeling. I'm not sure where she is or how she is doing, but my invitation for her to return remains open. Drown out the hate, Aria. The world will catch up.
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My mother has to walk on the other side of the street if she sees a Subway restaurant. The distinct odor that emanates from their doors is noxious to her senses. Skye Blue and I were so hungry, we actually enjoyed our footlongs. And no, we do not support any of Jared's extracurricular activities. We took over a family restroom so that Skye could model her new H&M dress. Looks fine to me.
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Part two of my indoor adventures with Slava Konevs. She says she works out 'a little bit'. Whatever you say, my friend. Those abs are fire. Stay jelly.
