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Photographing a girl from a wealthy family in North Carolina is a special treat. It was well worth the drive to the remote Richfield estate. Even though the compound has its own vineyard, lake, and garden courtyard, the most beautiful entity by far is Fawn. She is nineteen and boldly invited me to photograph her while her father was on a business trip. Happy Valentine's Day, Sweeties.
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Enjoy part two, you beautiful motherfuckers.
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Kai Marley is a kind, unassuming woman who eventually hooked me up with her 420 delivery services, back when a medicinal prescription was required in California. I never could drag my ass into one of those joker/doctor's offices. These photos may be the last Zishy created in my shotty apartment in Brentwood. I will miss this bedroom with its elegant afternoon lighting. The place was not very pretty but I learned how to use it. You must use what you get in this life.
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Freda Motten is back. We roam around Beverly Hills for a bit, then she takes me back to her place for an acrobatic tease. Freda might turn some of you off with her smoking, but she likes it, and are you really going to tell a woman that she can't have something she likes? Good luck with that. People tend to figure shit out on their own. Or they die. Oh wait, we all die. Don't let Freda's dark side fool you. She can be sweet and generous if you don't piss her off.
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This is Lana Rhoades before her recent 'enhancements'. Thanks to modern science, she now has a much larger bubble goose and increased sweater size. I say do what you want. I say whatever floats your boat. I say there will be haters no matter what you do. But gosh, she was very damn impressive straight out of the factory. I suppose we only want what we do not have. Poor Jon.
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Sofi Ryan makes an excellent date to a wedding. She knows how to put down the champagne, how to light up the dance floor, and how to make grandpa feel alive again below the waist. Enjoy Sofi and more importantly, enjoy your Saturday.
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Dabney Conrad was another stunning participant in this year's quarantine challenge. She took me into nature to find some peace and tranquility. I only found more of my insatiable desire to photograph a beautiful woman. Hey, at least she tried. Dabney comes from a small town in Texas which explains her tattoos of farm animals. She is also vegan, but I still think she's cool.
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Our contributor, Alina, is back with her bendy friend, Lida Nowak. Flexibility is so underrated. Long, elastic muscles is what you want. They will prevent injury, improve range of motion, and even increase strength. I have a feeling that these pics of Lida are going to inspire a lot of folks to stretch and pull on parts of their body. Glad to be of service.
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This is the first time that I hire a female contributor to take two models out for photos. If you recall, we met Rosa and Zaheera last year in their own solo updates. The real life friends gave Zishy a try on a whim and despite what you may think are almost twenty years old--each, not combined! The photographer that shot them solo, Dan, was eviscerated in a freak hot tub accident, so I had Viky travel to their city to continue the magic. More of these Colombian beauties planned.
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Dabney Conrad is an exotic dancer AKA a stripper AKA a person who is pretty enough to make a living by showing her naked body. When I was a stripper, I did not make so much money. Actually, I made zero money. Actually, I almost got arrested, but let's not talk about those things. Dabney is a wonderful human being who has a lot of compassion for the oppressed. She is against factory farming and racism and any other form of injustice. She smiles a lot and gave me my first giant hug from a non-relative several months into the quarantine. I will always love her for that.
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Gabbie Carter may seen like some goddess who has descended from the heavens for your viewing pleasure, but you have it all wrong. She is exactly like each and every one of us. So what if she is damn near perfection from any viewing angle? So what if she is insatiably hypersexual? So what if she possesses the power of telekinesis and can pass through most solid matter? Gabbie just wants to fit in. Shut your face on Twitter and let her be.
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Here we have a double-feature of playful snapshots from one of my visits to Russia. Katya Nesterova and Jia Lissa are both amazing women with two very different personalities. Katya is soft spoken, kind, and easygoing. Jia is a talkative, eccentric, hailstorm of energy. All by herself she came up with the creative use of an apricot pit. I will be back soon with some video footage of Katya. Staying grateful for another day without global war, even if it is a Monday. Peace.
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Another part two, this time of the all-natural, all-desirable Reina Rae. As you see, I had many extra photos of her from the day that just needed to be shared. There is also some 'xtra' content. Reina is another athletic specimen. She wrestled in high school and participates in BJJ. I was in speech and debate because I dreamed of becoming a politician. Hey, close enough.
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Sylvia Belotti is the type of woman that I hope young men I see in the gym locker room have as a girlfriend or fuckbuddy. These dorks flex in the mirror, search for the perfect angles, snapping multiple images with their iPhones, all without a hint of shame. I really hope someone like Sylvia is on the receiving end of these pics. Otherwise, it looks super gay. And that's a big turnoff for me.
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Hey, guys. Your favorite villain is back. That is referring to me, not Zoe Aguilar. She is a real sweetie. She never says anything controversial. She always gives reverence to anything anyone might possibly consider sacred. She does not enjoy nor advocate dark humor dark as in tragic. Zoe is considerate and agreeable just like every woman should be. She only knows how to toe the line. As for me, now that is a different story. I have been pissing people off for as long as I can remember. There is a demon inside me. My tongue always seems to say the wrong thing at the wrong time. Trust me, I don't think it is cute, but I also can't ditch it at this point. It has become an essential part of my brand. Help! - Donald J.
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It has been a while since Keely Rose made her Zishy debut with an epic dance vid, but the energy she brings to this smoothie run is why I will have her back several more times. Even when a local policeman walked into Juiceland during our visit, Keely seemed un-phased. I have a feeling that most of these women know exactly how much they can get away with--a lot.
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Words, words, words, words. I'm sure you really want to hear what I have to say. I make elegant sentences. I pose interesting questions. I often use proper punctuation. Or maybe you are just here for the pretty girls. Hmm, I wonder. Ira Sedina is another exquisite young woman that I met in Russia. Here we are in Moscow eating eggs and taking risky photos outside of ornate religious architecture. You should stick around Zishy and see more of Ira. It beats constantly refreshing your screen to watch a crypto portfolio plummet. Thanks, Elon.
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Vonnie Bean somehow survives under the hot sun in Arizona. She is amazing and there is more to this adventure. So, just please be patient with ol' ZV. I also want to address a few recent requests for non-porn stars. First of all, none of them are porn stars here because they are not having sex on Zishy. A woman only becomes a porn star in your eyes because you watched her porn elsewhere. So maybe don't do that? Secondly, Zishy is a small operation. I can always use a helping hand. If you have contact with a woman that you would want to see as a model, please send her my way. Perhaps an informative link like this will help www.zishy.comcasting
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Growing up, Jeni Kessler was a track star. Now, she makes hearts race via the internet. Her look stands out to me for its diverse combination of traits. I have been playing around more with AI image generation and although it can create stunning portraits of non-existent people, these soulless apparitions still lack the essence of an individual. Not only that, all of the generated images carry the stench of artifice in a similiar way, as if it is the same artist painting each picture. Let's hope he continues to prove himself inadequate, so that some of us humans remain employed. Zishy is 100 authentic and flawed.
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"This day started a bit rough. Keely gave me all this grief because she felt ugly without full makeup in public. I caved and agreed we'd shoot by the lake where there would likely not be any crowds. Then a strange thing happened while we were taking pictures, someone in the distance asked ""Excuse me, is there a bridge or something to get to the other side?"" Hmmm, that voice sounds familiar. ""Are you Duncan Trussell?"" ""Yeah man, that's meeee!"" ""Holy shit, no way."" That really made my day. Keely's cool too. Peace."
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"Fall weather comes around like a neighbor who knows your name but doesn't ask too many questions. Chills begin making you appreciate the warm spots at the metro station. The wind’s got that little bite, not cold enough to hurt but enough to remind you that you’re still alive, still part of the world that insists on spinning even when you’d rather it didn’t. You throw on that old jacket, the one that’s seen too many BBQ bacon cheeseburgers and too few laundromats, and suddenly, you’re a poet with pockets. Part two of Agos tomorrow. Glad she keeps coming around."
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Keisha Grey is back. She bestowed me the opportunity of photographing her again many years after our first encounter in 2014. I flew down to Florida this past December and met her at the home where she grew up in. Keisha detailed to me the wild roller coaster her life was at the epoch of her stardom. She claims that she is retired from adult entertainment, but I think her decision is constantly in flux. She is still beautiful, still kinky, still loves attention, just more stable. I guess we'll see.
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"The Call Her Daddy host asked what she considered a profound question. Can you think of a law that gives the government the power to make a decision about a man's body? The absent-minded presidential candidate, chuckled and said she couldn't think of any. Some critics might present obvious arguments like an involuntary military draft or perhaps even imprisonment, but what about something as simple as narcotics use? I am pretty sure the government tells us all that if we ingest certain chemicals, we become criminals. Hell, Tommy Chong got 9 months for selling bongs! And what about it being unlawful to drop a deuce on your own front yard? Too many damn rules. So ladies, don't worry. You're not being singled out here."
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This is Tyla Jessop. I first encountered her while browsing my soul-forsaken Instagram feed. She had a look, she had an energy, but Tyla also had a following. Huh, Zach? Don't you prefer your models to be internet famous? Sorta. Most insta-stars are too righteous to ever consider Zishy modeling. Everyone has a brand at 10K followers. But once in a while, I will cross paths with a woman like Tyla Jessop. That might not be her regular online persona, some desired anonymity is understandable, but she is here, she is bold, and I am thankful. More shall come.
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"One month of 2025 is in the books. How are you feeling? Vaemis Kory appears very comfortable here with our contributor, Vika. This game has many levels. Level one, find and recognize beauty. Level two, learn how to properly document the beauty you have found. Three, refine your technique by executing year after year under diverse conditions. And four, the final boss, share and develop these abilities in others. To infinity and beyond! Who's coming with?"
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Some asshole was telling me that the first step to saving human civilization is to violently take back the power from a corrupt government. He explained that the destruction of natural resources and our illusion of perpetual war would be come distant memories if we were to overthrow the broken system. No man. I don't want to hear all that. I am kicked back on my couch, high as the dickens, waiting for my UberEats to arrive. Who can be bothered with a revolution? I know there is a lot to fight for. Experiences like this one with Shyla Volbeck. I know we are not descendants of fearful men, but I need my nightly Netflix and anyways I'm a pacifist.
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Wynona Gibbs was referred to me by a previous model that I have worked with. Her friend knew that Wynona had something special to give Zishy. Boy, was she right. Wynona has the look and the energy that I seek out on a daily basis. Her small-town Texas upbringing instilled a pleasantness that jaded city-folk, like me, do not often understand. Be patient, be nice? Fuck. What do you think, I'm a moron?
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"Lila Love is bold and adorable. There really isn't much else needed to say. We wreaked havoc at her apartment's community areas. We didn't hear any complaints about Lila's lack appropriate swimwear, although my ears are generally shut to complainers. This splashy session will continue in a future update. BTW, do any of you Zishy fans have a contact at X/Twitter? I'm locked out of my account due to a broken phone/2FA issue. Long story. But if anyone can help, I don't mind paying a reward. Thanks in advance."
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Katya Clover is a popular internet model that messaged me about shooting for Zishy. She said she was going to be in Bali for a couple of weeks and could have her boyfriend create some content. Alright, I'll bite. Might as well since most of these islands are predicted to be underwater in the near future. Katya had caught my attention a while back in several public flashing photos found online. It is easy to see why she effortlessly and consistently attracts an audience.
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Today I have decided to take this site to the next level. No more worthless artistic integrity. I only have one goal now: to pursue the mighty dollar. I deserve an estate like that which belongs to Fawn Richfield's family. Money might not make me happy, but it will make me powerful and power makes me hard. So what's the difference? From now on, you will be entertained by the most refined ass in the most polished Bentleys here at Zishy. You may not be able to relate, but you will be able to envy. We are going Sizzler up in this motherfucker. Be ready.
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When the front desk supervisor tappedhim on the shoulder to discuss a guest's complaint about lewd photography taking place in the parking lot, Mr. Venice was quick to apologize. I feel great remorse for many things. I'm sorry for my nonchalance over peanut allergies. I'm sorry for my disgust over plot holes in this season's Game of Thrones. I'm sorry for my mistrust of the liberal media and for my skepticism with the idea that equity is crucial for our society's future. And I am deeply, deeply sorry for my inability to cope with the imminent demise of... Thank you, sir. Enjoy your stay at Homewood Suites by Hilton. Ursula Hall is fun.
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Helene Trobec calls herself a man trapped in a woman's body. She gets along better with males and hardly has any female friends. Yet Helene still considers herself to be very emotional. She is quite the puzzle to solve. Helene says she loves Elvis Presley, but could not name a song of his. What she does know is how to tease the hell out of a camera even in a silly outfit. Screw glamour, this is the real Helene Trobec.
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Dallas Mills has returned. She is an incredible specimen, especially in that California sunshine. This job gets a bit trickier every year. The Puritan mentality is a formidable foe and is fighting hard to make humanity keep its pants on. This year, I hope C.K. jerks off in front of more eyeballs than in the last decade. Willing eyeballs, of course. Us freaks must stand together. ZV out!
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I get the feeling that Mallory Christopher has the giving spirit inside her. She got a kick from watching students walk by as we took these photos. People that value the happiness of others are the salt of the Earth. This holiday season, try not to think about what stuff you can give to your friends and family. Everyone has enough stuff. It seems most people are hungry for human connection. Sit down with a friend, hold a meaningful conversation, lose your phone for a couple of hours. Let an elderly woman feel you up. I dunno. Think outside the box. Merry Crispy.
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I found out that I have the flu today. So there may be some delays to publishing updates this week. But don't worry yourself. I'm not making a mad dash for the Mexican border with your dollars in tow. I love what I do. I hope you can say the same. Meeting unique personalities like Sage Hailong has opened up my perspectives on life, relationships, and hairstyles. Even still, you will never hear me claim that Hollyweird is a wonderful place to hang your hat.
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She said she'd never taken any photos like this. She wouldn't even model for her boyfriend in such a manner. My trip to Venice Beach with Basil Navas was a mixture of bravery, laughter, and shyness. Men want to stare at these wonderful creatures. Sometimes, you turn the camera towards an unwanted onlooker and they run away. Sometimes, they themselves strike a pose. Either way, my friends, I feel your pain. In fact, I may have the worst case of this obsession.
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I picked up Ophelia Palantine and she immediately began feening for her Starbucks fix. How anyone could say no to a woman wearing a top like this is beyond me. After loading up on vitamin caffeine, we decided to check out the Renaissance Hotel. It took about 5 minutes before we got kicked out of the hotel's beautiful atrium. Apparently, Ophelia was drawing too much attention. We kept our cool and found a shit ton of other spots to shoot on the premises. Enjoy part one.
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"I was recently asked again for advice on how to become, well, me. I could tell you what cameras to buy, what resources to read, and a host of other tedious steps that I have taken over the last two decades. But the truth is that these are not the hardest parts of the job. You must be prepared to disappoint your mother, your lovers, and basically anyone who has a textbook view of sexuality. You must swallow the shame that has been instilled into you by conservative culture. You must fiercely fight for your vision of what is beautiful and interesting. After all of that, maybe one day you will find yourself in front of a naked Alejandra Cobos. Will you be ready?"
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Chaney Gunn is another stellar participant from our quarantine contest held earlier this year. We have come a long way, baby. And yet not much has changed. Still crazy, just more patient. Chaney used to be a competitive diver which explains her strong physique. She is at the level of badass that can't be faked.
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Hello fellow maniacs. Our theme today is 'girls with dirt'. If you've kept up with Zishy, you probably recognize Sofia Orlova. These shots were taken after she rolled around on the shores of the Baltic and covered herself with mud for a previous update. Sofia had brought with her another one-piece that she looked equally splendid in so I could not resist. Then, there is Rebel Tee who I recently met in blazing Arizona. She is less reserved. Wow that rock formation is stunning, lets take some nekkid photos in front of it. Cool! Damn, this job is great. More of each of these two should be expected.
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Back with a sudsy encore and a 5-minute bonus video. I have heard it said that the simple viewing of naked voluptuous women can add years to the human male's life expectancy. In that case, we must thank Samadhi Amour and her friend, Alina, for contributing this update to Zishy. I look forward to growing old with all of you. Have a great day.
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Nadia Serbinenko wanted to show me just how different her two sets of black underwear were. Ahh, I understand now. One is for those dates when you are wearing long fingernails and don't want to accidentally scratch your sensitive skin when you pull down the waistband to use the restroom. Very crafty, Nadia. Zishy is proud to announce two new sponsors, Pfizer and JPMorgan Chase. These guys get a bad wrap, but that is all misinformation. Corporations are just groups of people. And people ultimately want to help each other. What we need most right now is stronger faith in our large institutions. Everything is under control. Everyone is playing by the same rules. Greed is fake. Goodnight.
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I had a dream that I became so woke and enlightened that a woman with a body like Stella Barry's would have no effect on me. Her well-endowed chest would seem as commonplace as an old desk lamp or an empty picture frame. My libido would no longer be sparked easily by such surface attributes. I would see past those things and only value personality and intelligence. Yeah, well that was a dream. And I am not sorry. So, deal with it.
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Another stunning set of photos of Stella Barry from Portland, shot again by Anthony. Sometimes I worry that these Zishy women are ruining my standards in real life. I look around the city and realize how rare a photogenic woman can be. Don't get me wrong. They exist in every locale, but the percentage is low and possibly on the decline. For those with a discerning eye, it does help if one lives near a university. I now realize why some men spend large portions of their lives striving to become college professors. Only kidding. I am sure that has nothing to do with it. Certain folks are just born to teach. Respect.
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It is already hard enough to find two beautiful women who will pose naked for you. Finding two of them that get along together, that is an even bigger ask. I don't want to jinx myself, but I have a history of good fortune. This update can serve as evidence. Despite failing to become the Tri-State orange eating champion, I have managed to create entertainment that many people love more than paraplegic stepdaughter porn. That's pretty cool. I'm gonna jump off the computer now, but tomorrow I plan to add some video since I've been slacking on that. See ya!
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I have been doing this a long time. I know how to push all your buttons. I can predict all your immediate reactions. I know what you are saying in your head. No way. Not possible. Gotta be fake. But nope. You are absolutely wrong, my dude. I made sure to check thoroughly in person. They are not contact lenses. And Vyeta Mustafina's entire face is completely natural. As for the rest of her body, I remain a skeptic. But who knows? She says it's legit. Who cares? In five years, you will be happily married to some A.I. octopus elf in the metaverse.
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This is more of a video-heavy update. Runtime is over 430 minutes for the bonus video. My sessions with Nadia Serbinenko taught me that if I ever come across a reason to smile, laugh or dance, I must not take it for granted. So when you see a young boy writhing in pain, clutching his stomach, yelling, Get it out! Get it out of me!, because he took your ghost pepper challenge, you owe it to yourself to yuck it up. Life is too short, my dudes.
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Part two cuz I love you. Just kidding. I don't even know you. But I do appreciate you supporting my work.
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Gaby Mueller is back in her final Zishy update, unless she decides to return with her now more-muscular physique. She recently squatted three reps at 227lbs, which is impressive even for most males. There might not be much profound value in body-building, but one thing I can admire is a person pursuing their happiness. Gaby does this unapologetically and appears to be successful at it. See you soon!
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More Helga Amor from Ukraine, brought to us by Maksym. Instead of reading to my opinions on topics that I know nothing about, I implore those of you with extra time and open minds to listen to this interview httpswww.youtube.comwatch?vo92oSgU17Lo What do you think? Is he full of shit? Have a great weekend. Stay skeptical.
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They say that driving in a car is more dangerous than flying in an airplane. This is supposed to comfort those who are afraid of flying, but it merely increases the terror that I feel while I am on the road, which is much more often the case. I certainly do not want to be t-boned by some careless driver, especially while I am receiving sexual favors from a frisky passenger. These are special life moments that one must treasure removed from anxiety. Respect the 100-mph blowjob. That insignificant text message or email can wait. Women like Mara Blake cannot.
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"Two beautiful women getting naked and being playful. Life doesn't have to be so complicated. The other day I was discussing a particular social issue with someone and she asked me where I formed the basis of my opinion. I realized that mostly my view on this issue came from online interactions. She pointed out that real life isn't on the internet. And of course, I know this already, but sometimes I need to be reminded. Everything online can be faked. We are looking at pixels. We are existing through avatars. For instance, Zoe and Emma absolutely hated each other. Emma stormed out of the shoot. Nah, that's bullshit too. In reality, I have no idea. They seem like they both had a good time."
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"Part two as promised. She really is something special. I am confident we will be seeing more of this Angel."
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"Here is part two of Hazel's finale. She makes Mexico proud. It is difficult to find such a natural wonder that also has little to no sexual inhibitions. When you encounter a special woman like Hazel, you gotta be damn sure you treat them well. But equally important, make sure you send them my way. Thanks."
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"I took a lot of photos of Penelope Kay in the mountains near Flagstaff and I think they're pretty, as she is too, so I'm gonna share them here on the site. I hope you're okay with that. Part two will drop tomorrow. Probably along with an xtra. I appreciate your attention and support. I wish all of my customers health and wealth this holiday season. Everyone else can suck a pine cone."
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I no longer admire perfection. I only want to see reflections of my flawed self. I like to imagine all the attractive people in the car commercials, perfectly satisfied by their reliable new vehicles, but driving back to broken homes, with unmade beds and troubled relationships. Perhaps I am finally waking up from the psychotic dream that my parents were sold. They thought that money was worth their time. But money comes and goes. Time just goes. Peach Kennedy doesn't chase money, she chases life.
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"Wait, Zach. You are saying people pay you to take photos of women brushing their teeth? Yeah, but it can't just be any woman. It has to be an exceptionally charming and attractive woman like Myra Glasford. It also doesn't hurt if she is willing to do it while she's naked. My life is a comedy, but it's one that you gotta be over 18 to pay for admission. Or you could just watch it for free online without any restrictions on those shady pirate sites. As always, thank you to those who pay."
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Hazel Moore is a wild person. Thank God they still exist. People like her serve as a nice mirror to my own insanity. Here we visit the Oasis in Austin, Texas. It is a restaurant and event venue that overlooks Lake Travis. You could try to convince someone beautiful to shoot photos like this for you, but why? Leave that up to me. Let me do the dirty work. All Hazel and I want are a few clams for our troubles. You can safely enjoy these nutty adventures of ours from a distance and then return to your wholesome life after you have been satiated. Trust me, this is way better value than Disney-fucking-Plus. Goodnight.
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"Even though men are better at everything, I still prefer watching a woman stretch and dance in a leotard. I'm just open-minded like that. Love you, guys. Have a great weekend."
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Lilo Mai is a powerful woman from the Hawaiian Islands. I can see why men flock to Lilo to claim her as their prey. Naturally, I wanted to take sexy photos of her that do her beauty justice. Maybe in some people's eyes that makes me one of the bad guys too, but you won't ever hear me apologize for this. Ever. They're just images. Dream responsibly.
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The city can be a lonely place. You barely even say hi to anyone who lives at the same street address. You race past thousands of faceless strangers on a daily basis. You want meaningful relationships, but you also don't want to be annoyed any further by the existence of another human being. So when you finally find a kindred spirit that you want to spend time with, they are worth their weight in gold. Nina Presley and Skye Blue seem to have found something special. Each other.
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Several of you have requested more of Ushna Malik. So, you're welcome. Only kidding. I am the one who is thankful. This young woman of Pakistani descent is a marvel to photograph. She was bold enough to invite me into her home even though she still lives with her parents. If you don't want to bore a girl like Ushna to death, you had better be ready to let the wildest side of your personality shine.
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Sabrina Lynn returns. You can stop holding your breath already. She wanted to try this outfit with different shoes and I wasn't about to argue with Sabrina. She is heavenly and I am super lucky to work with her. On Thanksgiving this year, I will be thankful for living in a society where Zishy is possible. Fuck the dinosaur cultures that suppress and oppress. Maybe some wars are worth fighting. Let's not only continue to learn from our mistakes, but from our successes as well.
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Noelle Monique has some body voodoo going on. She also loves a fat cigar and a challenging puzzle. The bonus video highlights some of the hypnotic movements that Noelle's body is more than capable of. Hope you stay healthy this holiday season.
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There are some of you out there who still complain every time they do not receive enough nudity from an update. As if it was your God-given right. Get a fucking life, you nerds. Do you really think that I shed tears because you missed out on a high definition closeup of some girl's nipples? Puh-leez. Save up that Subway sandwich money and invest in a gym membership or a decent button-up shirt or how about a haircut from someone other than your own mother? Maybe one day you will get to see a fabulous nude body in real life. Maybe one day you will stop whining and start winning. Thanks to all the real Zishy droogs. And yes, I will be rooting for Colby Covington this Saturday.
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Lana Lovelace is a spunky young woman from Texas. She is petite, mischievous, and easy on the eyes. When she contacted me about being featured on Zishy, it was a no-brainer. Just like my decision to go to college. Mom always said I needed a degree. So I didn't question it. Eventually, however, my interests led me away from campus before graduating. I decided to start making money over spending it and stressing myself out. Academia made this dog jump through one hoop too many, all whilst holding out an empty hand. Now this dog has to listen to his educated buddies bitch about their stagnant careers, shitty bosses, and a depressing job market. But I don't know anything. I was lucky. Stay in school.
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We visit the restaurant at Luxe, a fancy hotel on Sunset Boulevard, with Asia Amour. This woman is not shy. She puts down the calamari appetizer, the fish dinner, the premium tea, etc. Of course, we must opt out of adult beverages until she turns 21. Don't worry, no fun was missed. Anyways, I take care of the bill, but do I complain? You would have to be a moron. Women like Asia are worth going all out. Sometimes, you simply cannot play it safe. More from this evening awaits you.
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Here's what happened after my dinner with Asia Amour. She performed bedroom gymnastics with her alien sex body. Sometimes, a girl is so incredible a female specimen that I have to take a sec and appreciate my current position amongst the cosmos. Sometimes, I also have to take a sec and open up a news web site just to realize why I should not open up a news web site. All the ugliness of unhappy people is trying to consume the reality for the rest of us. Don't be a sucker. Disconnect from the Hatrix.
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This one is for the kids. The kids who have been fucked over by their parents' incompetence and greed. Gabbie Carter is one of those. She relayed stories to me that would be a bit much even for a Bret Easton Ellis novel. The new generation is opening its eyes to our antiquated bullshit. Do you really think they are going to keep with the status quo as society melts? Do you really think dreams of motor boats and fine wine will be enough to ignore the stench of death? Anyways, thanks to the Carters for letting me photograph at their lakeside estate. Pretty dope.
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Sylvia Belotti is the Italian prime minister's niece. Her family tries to keep their wild child under wraps, but that has proven to be an impossible task. Hey guys, let the woman pursue her swimsuit modeling dreams. What is this, the Middle Ages? I hope I'm allowed to re-enter Italy one day.
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Earlier this year, I visited Minneapolis. I wanted to see how life carried on after the race wars of 2020. It was actually quite pleasant. It also helped that I was photographing the beautiful, buxom Daisy Wensday. Yes, that spelling is correct. We first visited a hip antique store called Hunt Gather. Daisy wore her mask 60 of the time, so I guess that means we mostly followed the 100 bullshit rule. Those are just my thoughts. Not hers. Daisy is a very nice person. More to come.
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Yma Pallete is another beautiful woman from Colombia that I did not get to photograph myself. This contributor needed a couple of tries to get what I wanted, but in the end, persistence pays off. I was listening to a podcast today and they mentioned how pornography should be linked to male anger and even mass shootings. And since I guess you could still categorize Zishy as porn, I feel a need to denounce such violence. I forbid you from ever looking at a beautiful woman in a lustful manner again. I want you to never touch yourself again. Done. Problem solved. No more angry men.
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Moon and I also had some fun with a UV light. Here's part two from that memorable evening. There will be more of Moon in the future. Don't fret.
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I use my cameras to capture moments in time, because moments go in one direction, away. They are entirely irreplicable. The moment captured here with Diana Sedova and Victoria Minina was pure magic and is a big fuck-you to the lazy, fearful, loser parts of my personality. It is an important reminder that sometimes everything works out perfectly when you trust in the universe and grind. If I let my demons go unchecked, moments like this would never be possible. Break on through to the other side. And don't worry, this isn't the last that you will see of these incredible women.
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Waking up can be a pain in the butt. It does help if you have a helping hand. Kat Keen has some of the comfiest pajamas that I have ever seen. They are super convenient to slip on or off or pull to side, strangle someone withjk. What more could you ask from sleepwear? Hope you got a good start to your day as well. Keep those batteries charged.
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Hannah Tarley is a sweet girl with a soft, gentle look. There is at least one guy who has hit me up on multiple occasions requesting more Hannah. I hope these images will abate his desire for a minute. Or maybe they will anger and confuse him. Maybe he doesn't like his women playing with sharp objects. Maybe his ex once held him at knife-point swearing she would slice his dick off if she ever caught him eyefucking the neighbor's ass again. She has quite a file on him. She could get him in a lot of trouble. He better fall in fucking line or prepare himself for a world of hurt. Hey, anything is possible. Goodnight.
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Part 2 and the finale of Yeraz Gebeshian. I will add a bonus video to this page shortly. Yeraz has an eccentric personality. She is one of those weirdos who make art. I mean, c'mon. Like the world needs more nonsense to collect. I think that was whole idea behind NFTs--remove the physical storage aspect of art ownership. Less clutter. Less baggage. Only problem was that every asshole who knew how to upload a gif became an 'artist' and subsequently began hyping their project. Hell, even I joined in. Oh wait, I guess that makes me an artistweirdoasshole too! Time to update my business cards.
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Thank you for sending the well wishes while I was under the weather. Here is a contributor update from Vicky in Colombia. These are actually the first set of photos she sent me of Luisa Medrano. The update is softer in nature than a lot of Zishy, but it still illustrates why I contracted much further exploration into Luisa's beauty. Hope you guys are having a decent week. Talk soon.
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Marcela Gaona took me to the Motherland Monument in Ukraine. It truly is a beautiful country. I can see why so many are willing to fight over it. Even though it is not your typical tourist hotspot, Ukraine is rich in culture, great food, and natural resources. Most of its citizens seem kind and friendly, just like Marcela. Hopefully after this conflict passes, there will remain a pleasant destination for asshole foreigners to visit. War sucks.
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I had to travel to San Diego to see this if this incredible, tall, hairy, freaky woman actually existed. Good news, she does! Dubsie could tell that the pandemic had taken its toll on my soul. She drove me to a nearby beach for some much needed relaxation. For a minute there, it felt like California was California again. But then someone asked for my preferred pronouns. Total buzzkill.
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Here are a few bonus pics and a video to go along with Marcela's previous update. Stay chill.
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Part two of Maddie Crump's finale has arrived. This SoCal beauty sleeps with a kitchen knife next to her, so no funny ideas, fellas. Maddie's botched spray tan, fried hair, and mouthful of orthodontics might also dissuade some, but I doubt most. I will add an extra of her soon. Sleep tight.
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"More fun with Queti. I will post a bonus video to this page by tomorrow. You guys have a great weekend. Thanks for being here."
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"Our Moon is finally setting. I feel that she is at such a high caliber that a two-part finale is appropriate. We woke early on a rainy morning to capture these for you. I learned that day that there are many faces to the Moon. Most of them are quite thrilling. Xtra also to come."